for old times sake



imagine jesus and muhammad would fight,

muhammad had a sword and jesus only his cross and

it’s too heavy to swing, so he’d get stabbed.

who is the greater prophet?

there is a history of self-divination, starting

in the akkadian era, naramsin, ending with jesus

cross, wearing his pants backwards. hip hop

is a culture, much like hassuna, samarra, halaf,

ubaid and uruk, but that was before that.

before eannatum sacked umma and urukagina abolished

polyandry, even before there may have been gilgamesh,

building a great wall, before cylinder seal designs

got geometrical, jemdet nasr.

brick city: harappa maybe or new jersey.

imagine jesus had some garlic and a little cross.

he should throw the garlic and then still try to run,

but a cross looks kind of like a sword as well.

pre-pottery-neolithics, that was before that,

göbekli tepe and nevali cori: t-shaped pillars,

up to five meters high and one with a hole in it,

like you want to put your head there and think.

or even before that: the seasonal grinder and the

burned grains, beds of grass and leaves, maybe,

the first trees reproduced: figs.

if it was a club like cross,

jesus could break the beam off and maybe throw it,

but even if he missed, he would have a chance.

he could have made it out alive.

 

 



ANNEX - Naramsin was a mesopotamian ruler around 2250 BC. - Hassuna, Samarra, Halaf, Ubaid and Uruk are ceramic cultures between 6000 to 3000 BC. - Eannatum of Lagash was a ruler around 2600. Urukagina too. - Umma is the name of a city from that era and an arabian thing. - Polyandry is the opposite of polygyny and nowdays still practiced in a couple of villages in India, serving the purpose of birth control. - The Gilgamesh epos was written in the mid-3rd millenium BC and passed on for millenia. - Cylinder seals were in use as "signatures" since the late-4th millenium BC. - Jemdet Nasr is a transitional culture at the beginning of the bronze age. - Harappa is a culture of the mid-2nd millenium at the Indus river, Pakistan. - Göbekli Tepe and Nevali Çori are sites in Turkey of the 10th-9th millenium BC with "T"-shaped pillars, arranged in circles, interpreted as the first temples.